Last Call
Several people have indicated an intention to sign up, but it's time to turn words into deeds. Go to the Club website, member log-in section, and get it done. It really helps us if you don't wait any longer. Even J-F has successfully registered, a feat that rivals the rescue of the Craigleith U-14's from the elevator at the Sun Peaks Grand Hotel for anxiety, calls for assistance and ultimately comic relief!
And After You've Registered
Check here for background reading on what the Calcutta is all about, and why everyone cares about teams and bibs. Saturday 9 January, 5 pm in the South Lodge is when. Here's what to do when you arrive:
- Pick up your bib
- Express dismay and disbelief to Woodhouse and Clark when you discover that you're not in the single digit bib numbers
- Learn that you're not the only proponent of an elder-centric hierarchy (although what they really want is a lowerarchy)
- Have a beer and some tasty snacks while considering enlisting the aid of the AARP
- Put away your "smart" phone in disgust when you discover it takes you to the NRA instead of the AARP
- Realize there's a bright side to your start number when you find out who is starting immediately ahead of you
- Introduce yourself and casually mention aerodynamic benefits and sales at Squire John's when you learn she doesn't yet have a lycra race suit
- Pick up your swag, including a $25 gift card to apply to that race suit - more details below
- Enter the draw for chances to win bibs 10 and 20 in each race, plus other great prizes - more details below - $20 cash or member charge per entry - non-racers are welcome to participate and give bibs to their family members or those on teams they've purchased (see below)
- Listen respectfully to J-F's opening remarks, but reserve the right to have another beer if they drag on
- Bid enthusiastically for the fastest new race skis and trips to Michel Pratte's training camps (again, see below)
- Have another beer and try to convince people to join your syndicate to buy teams in the auction
- Think about seeking legal advice concerning whether insider trading rules and that unfortunate misunderstanding with the OSC affect your bidding in the team auction
- Have another couple of beers and bid enthusiastically for teams
- Realize just in time that it is futile to try to be more enthusiastic than our hero Bob C
- Claim your prize in the draw
- Go home by some responsible means of transport to prepare your skis for what will hopefully be the next day's opening race
Below, More Details
Here are just some of the gift cards (part of Squires' sponsorship) and ski straps (courtesy of our sponsor Locations North) that will be part of this year's swag:
And we have a great big box of high quality scrapers, also part of the swag from Squires.
Here are the skis and bindings that will be auctioned (mostly thanks to our sponsor Lange/Dynastar/Ron Warren, with a top-up from Squires), and the draw prizes (thanks to Squires for very advantageous terms, on top of their sponsorship).
Details, Even More - Auction Items
- For auction, we have two pairs of the new COURSE WC PREMIUM from Dynastar, which is a "super-charged Masters GS racing weapon." We will have the 175cm (Radius: 18m) and 180cm (Radius: 21m) on hand, but you can trade for a different size at Squires, inventory permitting. These are the real deal for Masters GS and you don't have to have skis that say "Hero" like the Rossi version. You are too under the radar for that. And they come with high end ski straps too.
- We also have a pair of the OMEGLASS FIS R21 WC from Dynastar. These are FIS slalom skis. We will have the 157cm version on hand, but you can ask Squires for the 165 if you're feeling particularly charged up.
- The skis come with Look bindings, either the SPX 12 ROCKERFLEX or the SPX 15 ROCKERFLEX. We have two of the 12's and one 15. First buyer gets first choice.
- MSRP for skis and bindings is north of $1200, and they would cost around $1100 plus tax at Squires. You can probably do better at the auction, and proceeds go to GDHL.
- Also available for auction is one trip to Michel Pratte's camp in Zermatt from 17 to 26 September 2016. This includes single occupancy hotel accommodation, breakfast and dinner, coaching and lift tickets. Training on the glacier beside World Cup athletes is a fabulous experience. With the embattled exchange rate, this will be $3750 regular price for 2016.
This is the view from your hotel room when you're training in Zermatt!
- For those who would rather train closer to the start of our season, we have two trips to Michel's camp at Sun Peaks. You can choose the first session, from 20 to 25 November 2016, or the second, from 27 November to 2 December 2016. This is for coaching and lift tickets only, regular price $1200. Lots of ski-in, ski-out accommodation options are available at Sun Peaks.
Details, Still More - Draw Prizes
- We have a Toko T8 Wax Iron. Toko is another of Ron Warren's brands. Gotta have an iron unless Chris Barber has talked you into letting him do your skis. I have one, so I would be willing to trade if I win this, even though mine's not yellow.
- Also Rossignol shin guards. My own shin guards are still in distressingly pristine condition, so again I would be willing to trade.
- And Oakley Canopy goggles with Prizm lenses. I stood outside my back door and looked through these. Amazing in dull conditions. By the time you read this, I may already have bought a pair at Squires' Boxing Day sale. But if I haven't I would definitely trade for them.
- Then the Leki World Cup slalom poles. We have 125 cm on hand, but you can trade at Squires if you win. I will be sad if I win these, 'cause I had to buy a pair after I broke my old SL poles a little while ago. Very aero, and the hang tag has lots of pictures of their famous users.
- Sticking with the Leki theme, very cool carbon fibre forearm guards. Definitely would like to win these.
- And finally the Leki World Cup Ti S gloves, in black / cyan / yellow. Cunningly selected to match the Dynastar skis, not to mention some of my jackets. Come with titanium knuckle guards and built-in loops for connecting to your Leki poles. Top of my list!
The Club will be working very hard to finalize schedules, and I'll let you know as soon as I have details. Things look good for Friday training on the 8th. Watch for more news!
Cheers,
James Mathers